Zombie Divorce

by Jeff Faust


“Your honor I submit that my relationship with Brian Janken is of no concern to Mr. Trunzo. My marriage to Mr. Trunzo was only till death did us part, which it already has.”

“Mr. Trunzo, do you have a response?”

“Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!”

Two Teachers

Jeff Faust


“I passed my exam of philosophy” Said the Ukrainian lecturer.

“Congratulations, now you just have to administer exams for your own students. A much better position to be in.” Replied the visiting American lecturer.

“Yes, much better.”

“Do you ever fail students for cheating?”

“No, because I couldn’t have passed my exam without cheating.”