Thursday, December 13, 2007

Zombie Divorce

by Jeff Faust


“Your honor I submit that my relationship with Brian Janken is of no concern to Mr. Trunzo. My marriage to Mr. Trunzo was only till death did us part, which it already has.”

“Mr. Trunzo, do you have a response?”

“Briiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn!”

4 comments:

Lee B said...

Shouldn't he be saying "brain" instead of "Brian"?

Lee B said...

other than that, I liked it!

Lily said...

lol!

Aoede said...

Lee: that was the pun. Zombies normally say "BRAAAAAAINS" or similar things, but in this case, since the man that his wife cuckolded him with was named Brian, he's saying BRIANNNNN.