Saturday, March 27, 2010

Invisible Zombie Lobster Porn

by Ari Collins


"Zombie lobster porn."

She arched an eyebrow.

"First thing that popped into my head."

"That's... worrisome. But perfect. Step Two: post a story about it on your site. BAM. You are now the number one Google result for 'zombie lobster porn.'"

"Nah, 55aday'll be popular on its own merits. Besides, who likes gimmicky stories, anyway?"

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

It worked! :o