Senate Debate: Why We Can't Get Laid

by Ari Collins


Why do I keep missing the boat?

Well, I debated myself, next girl, you get right on her. No more friendship shit.

“The usual?”

I nodded.

Good point. Start upfront with what I want.

Shirley gave me a burning look with my anchovies-marshmallows slice. Did I undertip yesterday? Whatever, what were we talking about?