by Ari Collins
Seamus Bergstein was an abbreviation for an actual person. He couldn’t refill a stapler, get drunk properly, stay employed for a year, stand more than a bee’s dick above 5’ without tiptoes, etc. Really, he was etc., short for “and so on,” constantly mispronounced.
Then Emily Wright showed him they were short for one another.
Thursday, July 19, 2007
The Abbreviated Man
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