Localized Parenthesis

by Ari Collins


(But what could I say? You can’t respond to “My girlfriend died Wednesday,” with, “Well, the All-Star Game is on, so…” (No, not even if the guy has Down’s. And you hate to love Barry Bonds.) Grasping, I found only that lame line. “That’s rough, man” indeed! W*rk has made such terrible fauxpathy natural.))