Friday, July 6, 2007

They Left Behind Only This Letter

by Ari Collins

The HorseHead Nebula Corporation sincerely apologizes for the recent planetary miscommunication. Your field manager has been reassigned, and we’re working diligently to ensure all future employees adhere to our corporate policy: if a customer requests discontinuance of service, the occupation ends, no questions asked.* At HorseHeadCorp, invasion is always welcome!(tm)

*Early cancellation fee may apply.

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