"Oh, shit my husband's-"
In the hall, "We had an early lunch. Thought I'd come home for some dessert."
"Quickly...where else? The closet, he's already dressed."
Now the door, "I bet you've got something sweet for me, don't you darling?"
"That was close..."
The door again! "I forgot I needed a- Bitch!"
Friday, November 30, 2007