A Work of Highly Questionable Literary Merit

by Jackson Ferrell


Captain Jack Sparrow and wizardry student Harry Potter stood back-to-back, each brandishing his weapon of choice against the seven Foot Clan ninjas surrounding them. The ninjas circled menacingly, armed with deadly ninja weaponry.

"How did we get ourselves into this mess?" Harry muttered, gripping his wand tensely.

Jack glanced over his shoulder. "Crossover fanfic, mate."