Wednesday, December 5, 2007

If Only I Were This Cool

by Ari Collins


"Are you Seamus Bergstein?" she asked. He nodded. "The Seamus Bergstein? Mister 55 Word Story, Mister 'The Fewer Words The Better'"? He shrugged. "They're right, you're positively loquacious. My friend there bet I couldn’t get you to say three words.”

Bergstein leaned back, leather on brick, and chewed thoughtfully. Another Reese’s wrapper flew into the garbage. “You lose."

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