by Ari Collins
"Mark, Sweetie," I began. "Tell me Shortzilla has an off switch." From behind the flat-screen, we watched scaly feet crush our Wiimote and plasma breath burn the drapes.
"To disable it," Mark said, "just sing the Ode to Joy. In German. Ow, no punching!"
I sighed. "Fine." I stepped out, singing, "Freude schöner Götterfunken..."
Sunday, December 16, 2007
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Longer version available at 365 Tales:
"http://www.365tales.com/abbreviatedman/shortzilla">Shortzilla
It's about 200 words long. That's like a novel for me.
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