Thursday, December 6, 2007

Novelty Toaster

by Roisin o'Hare


“I don't think my sister-in-law likes me.”

“Why not?”

“Well... she got me this toaster for my birthday. It's supposed to burn Mickey Mouse's face onto the bread, but instead it writes 'I'm going to kill you, bastard'.”

“Dude.”

“Yeah, tell me about it. Still, on the plus side the toast tastes great.”

1 comment:

Adam Drew said...

This is great!

My only suggestion (offered in all humility) would've been to go with "it toasts really evenly" instead of "the toast tastes great" since great-tasting toast comes from the bread moreso than the toaster.