Thursday, January 17, 2008

At Least Our Relationship's More Interesting Now

by Robert Gryfft


I come home to the stench of urine and peals of maniacal laughter. Stains on the floor, stains on the walls, sprinkles on the ceiling, semen dribbling down the television.

In our bedroom, she's alone, giggling. She wheezes: "You can pee on ANYTHING!"

Getting her a penis is possibly the worst decision I have ever made.

1 comment:

Altoid Addict said...

I like the possibly in the last sentence. Makes me wonder about his other bad decisions.