Tuesday, January 15, 2008

Wishing Penis

by Abner Whittaker

Richard was in far Qinghai China paying for his joke. It was harmless fun, telling everyone that his penis could grant wishes. He'd told them and laughed, drinking with the villagers, and everyone laughed too. Waking the next day with a headache above and below, he knew something was missing. They had stolen his penis.