by Robert Gryfft
We met at a sincerity contest. She tied me for first; we congratulated each other heartily. I asked her out for dinner; she said she'd be delighted.
We've been married for five years now; every morning we kiss and repeat our vows. We'll be going on our third honeymoon next month.
Bitch's gotta break sometime.
Saturday, January 26, 2008
You Look Beautiful, Darling
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Hahaha... that is an absolutely beautiful point of view which would explain a lot of current marriages... Very nice, very biting, and perfectly delivered.
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