Saturday, January 26, 2008

You Look Beautiful, Darling

by Robert Gryfft

We met at a sincerity contest. She tied me for first; we congratulated each other heartily. I asked her out for dinner; she said she'd be delighted.

We've been married for five years now; every morning we kiss and repeat our vows. We'll be going on our third honeymoon next month.

Bitch's gotta break sometime.

1 comment:

Karacan said...

Hahaha... that is an absolutely beautiful point of view which would explain a lot of current marriages... Very nice, very biting, and perfectly delivered.