Tuesday, February 26, 2008

The Principle of Retroactive Assassination

By The Marquess of Carrabass


If we remove all references to Julius Caesar, so that there is no record of him ever existing, does History change so that he wasn’t born?

I am the world’s premiere assassin, and the record of my success lies in the fact that you have never heard of any of the people I have destroyed.

2 comments:

Gavin said...

Oh sweet. I really liked this. Retroactive Assassination!

You don't belong to the Society for Aesthetic Deletions, do you?

Jackson said...

Intriguing.