Thursday, February 7, 2008

The Professor or In Praise of Biostasis

by Robert Gryfft

"The penis," I lectured to my class of genetically perfect nineteen year old women, "is a rare vestigial organ which aided viviparous reproduction before the Biochemical Renaissance and Y chromosome decay."

Fifty curious faces.

"Whoever wishes to earn extra credit, meet with me in my office after class."

I chose the right era to thaw.

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