Prologue

by Robert Gryfft


"Less cow, more attic!" John screamed.

Susan attempted to placate him. "Kumbayah, O Brother."

John bared his teeth and roared, "Eradicate all your silly lip-syncing machinery this very instant, else I'll be forced to-"

He was interrupted by the Penguin's soliloquy. Even in his rage, John knew his place. He set his jaw and listened.