Thursday, August 27, 2009

Like, Really Really?

by Ari Collins


I watched one of the thousand robots climb atop a tank, pry it open, and devour its screaming, wiggling occupants. Then it looked right at me, seemingly thinking: time for the main course.

I dropped my binoculars and glared at the research director. "'Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robots'? You thought this was a good idea? Really?"

3 comments:

Sonja said...

Hah, I like this one. :)

abbreviatedman said...

Thanks! Wish those things didn't actually exist, though. Did none of them watch sci-fi ever?

Sonja said...

Gods, I'm slow!

Energetically Autonomous Tactical Robots -- EATR. Funny.