Saturday, October 3, 2009


by Ari Collins

She said, "Honey, you just spent an hour reading on the toilet. You can't be performing either activity well."

"Says the woman who's currently knitting while cooking." I sniffed. "And something's burning."

"No it isn't." She laughed. "Nice try, though. Besides, you should know by now that only women can have double standards."

1 comment:

Michael Solender said...

oh this one rocks and is oh so true..