Sunday, October 18, 2009

Oscarbait

by Robert Gryfft

"My next film," the director said, "will contain nudity including but not limited to portrayal of erect penises, thirty-nine curse words, including cunt, trufflefuck and assmonkey, a statement that every member of every organized religion enjoys the taste of feces, and footage of myself killing a homeless child."

The audience roared with fervent applause.

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