Sunday, November 8, 2009

Advice to Burn

by Michael J. Solender

I couldn't understand what she ranted on about. Always scribbling something, I never found her very helpful at all. The column, that infernal column. And people actually read her. When I tried to subtly suggest something, she told me she was the one who gave hints, not me. Bottom line - Heloise was just a bitch.


Allie said...

HA! What a great tale. Of course you are the muse behind Heloise.

Harry said...

Ha Ha Ha, I always suspected that!