On Again, Off Again, Again On Again

by Ari Collins


"I'm getting back together with Erin," he said, taking another sip of whiskey and screwing up his face.

I shook my head. "Again? Man, you guys are so on-again-off-again."

He shrugged. "We're usually happier together, I think. She only cries when I break up with her. And that's not really that often."