That Was an Awkward Vacation

by Ari Collins


I sat on my suitcase and waited for our cab in the pre-dawn cool. "Can't believe I'm fucking up."

She shrugged. "It's not too late to change your behavior."

"What? Oh, no, I meant, like, 'I can't fucking believe I'm up.'"

"Oh."

"Wait, what am I doing wrong?"

"You're fine. I mean... nothing. Never mind."