Is This A Dildo Which I See Before Me?

by Ari Collins


After the stunt cock's fatal embolism, the actors started calling it "The Scottish Porn." Refreshment table sushi disappeared and the prop room developed a cold spot by the dildos, but it wasn't until Cherri Lovering complained about the Out Damn Spot scene's "double penetration rewrite" that producer Richard Shakespeare realized: this was a rising star.