Thursday, December 31, 2009


by Ari Collins

“Wait, let me guess: you’re wondering why your password’s not working.”

“Yeah." Had my account been deleted? Was I fired?

“Some maintenance issue, they reset everyone’s password. You’d know that if you made Morning Meeting.”

“Yes sir,” I said. “From now on, I’ll be early every day.”

The next week I was fired for tardiness.

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