Evolutionary Sexology

by Robert Gryfft

I pulled a twig out of her hair. "So was I right?"

She giggled, trying to catch her breath.

I smirked. "Primitive pleasures. My specialty."

She grinned. "What do you really do?"

"Well, I'm a teacher. But it was a great pickup line, wasn't it?"

"So-so. Always fun to meet a kinky dude, though."