Wednesday, March 31, 2010

Micturation Malarkey and the Minority Party

by Robert Gryfft

"Pee? On everything?" I gaped at him, horrified.

He glared. That glare that said, "Just you wait. You know I'm always right."

"Just you wait," he said. "You know I'm always right."

"But, but Senator-- will that convince the Democrats of anything?"

He harrumphed. "Can't convince a Democrat. That's politics. But it'll be fucking hilarious."

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