The David Attenborough Effect

by Ari Collins


I changed channels. "Hey, it's Blue Planet! You blasted this whenever you fucked Kris."

He squirmed on the couch. "We didn't want anyone hearing."

"Real discreet. When we heard Attenborough, we always knew."

He shifted uncomfortably. "Frickin' Pavlov." He stood and walked stiffly to his room.

"Dude!" I yelled. "These fish are like spaceships, dude!"