Sunday, July 29, 2007

Baby Names

by Ari Collins

I’m in the delivery waiting room, still thinking. Morgan’s a girl’s name now. Nobody likes a Dick. Even “Adam” can be mocked.

My wife doesn’t understand, doesn’t even know I wasn’t born “John.” MAAAAYnard. MAAAAAAAAAAAYnard. My boy won’t be teased like that.

The nurse! “John Selby? It’s a girl.”

But... the sonogram...

Do girls tease?

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