Tuesday, July 31, 2007

That Ol' Birds and the Bees Talk

by Ari Collins

Before your date, we need to have a talk. When your mother and I met, we wanted a son who’d be better than we were, make our lives meaningful. You’re not him. So don’t make the mistake of hoping your kid’ll be better. Make sure he will. Send him to boarding school. Hope’s for losers.

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