55 Is The New 0

by Ari Collins


She is the new you.
We are the new us.
Idiosyncrasies are the new neuroses.
Beer is the new cocaine.
Dirty talk is the new bondage.
Depressed is the new stressed.
Apathetic is the new pathetic.
I am the new me.
Love is the new tolerate.
I’m bored is the new I don’t like you.