Sunday, November 11, 2007

The Church Secretary

by Ari Collins

"Sorry, Father Byerly only takes confession by appointment now."

"Seriously? Fine. When's free?"

"We're booked until Saturday at two."

"Saturday's fine."

"Name please?"

"Wait a minute. Shouldn't it be anonymous?"

"Well, you can't do appointments without names, can you?"

"Good point. Okay then. Umm... John. John Smith."

She sighed. "That's your eleventh confession this week, Mr. Smith."

1 comment:

Amy said...

Ha. This one made me laugh.

(accidentally stuck this comment on my story above, in case you noticed before I deleted... got confused as to which comment button went with which entry)