Saturday, December 8, 2007

It Can Be Painful To Humans!

by Adam Drew

"Oh, look, honey, there's a platypus loose on the bus! How cute!" someone cooed, and I leaped to my feet.

"Be careful!" I bellowed. "They have venomous spurs on their hind feet!" Everyone stared at me like I was an idiot.

"No, really!"

But my warnings were in vain. The killing had only just begun.

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