Thursday, December 13, 2007

Maria Tonight

by Ari Collins


Maria tonight is my designated driver, bathroom trip partner, wingwoman. Only, not really. She's you, really. You're off being a dick with your dick co-workers, so she's making sure I'm not alone. She's making sure I'm not alone with (another) another guy.

You've got me suspecting everyone here's your eyes. You'd make a great cop.

1 comment:

abbreviatedman said...

Story is very loosely based (mostly the last two lines) on the triumphantly angry song "Great Cop" by Fugazi, whose simple lyrics are:

Got a lot of questions for me
You got a lot of questions for me
Got your finger pointing at me
Distrusted
I look for wires when I'm talking to you
You'd make a great cop