Army of One

by Robert Gryfft


I discovered it when I was five. I never got hurt at school; when someone else did, I felt it more intensely than them. Most importantly, I could resolve any conflict with my presence.

The government realized I could end wars singlehandedly. So here I am, in a plane directly above Baghdad. I jump.

Huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugs!