Sunday, January 20, 2008

Damsel in Distress

by Gavin Williams


“I shall rescue the maiden, return her or I will slay thee!”

WHACK! The princess stood over the fallen knight with her mace. “Chauvinist. Like I need rescuing.”

“No one understands our love,” The dragon pouted.

“Well, interspecies relationships take time to be accepted. At least he had nice stuff to add to our hoard.”

2 comments:

S. said...

Ahaha!

The mental image of a pouting dragon made me chuckle.

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