Monday, February 11, 2008


by Ari Collins

He didn't need to dump me over it. I never gave my secret identity out to anyone. Not my last husband even, and Rob's just a boyfriend, though he has potential. Had, I guess. Anyway, it's not a usually useful superpower, but that bastard deserves what only I can give him: intermittent and inexplicable decaffeination.

1 comment:

Jackson said...

Mundane superpowers. Love it.