Tuesday, September 30, 2008

A Work Of Exceedingly Questionable Literary Merit

by Jackson Ferrell

Captain Jack Sparrow, Harry Potter, Hermione Granger, Tifa Lockhart, Sephiroth, Samus Aran, Optimus Prime, William Shatner, Spock, Aragorn, Princess Zelda, Princess Toadstool, the Princess Irulan, Paul Atreides, Heero Yuy and Duo Maxwell, Misato Katsuragi, the entire female cast of Megatokyo, Indiana Jones, Sarah Connor, and Lara Croft all had sex, and it was super hot.


potentiallynonfiction said...


Anonymous said...

Seriously the funniest thing I've read in a long time. Thanks for this.

Anonymous said...

Hilarious, you should turn it into a film!