First Date Movie Selection

by Ari Collins


"That Tarantino movie sounds violent," she said, gauging his reaction.

"Yeah," he agreed, hating himself. "Way too violent for me."

"Oh, totally," she said, disappointed. "Wanna see the new Judd Apatow?"

"Absolutely. The man's a comic genius."

What a terrible movie, they each thought afterwards. Well, at least I appeared agreeable.

There was no second date.