Everyone's About To Look At You Funny

by Eobrt Grffyt

Hold your breath until I tell you.

And just a while longer, young Sir.

I instruct you thus that you may understand the panic your adversary will feel if you choose to asphyxiate him. In his desperation, he will strike wildly. Guard yourself well.

Not yet, my Prince.

Wait. Relish the panic. Wait.

And exhale.