Guy

by Ari Collins


“New guy’s drinking his Coke like it’s fucking dick. Fucking fag, this guy.”

“Lay off. Guy probably really is a fag, but whatever. My cousin’s a fag. Long as they keep it indoors.”

“Hey man. I didn’t know. I’m real sorry.”

“Don’t worry about it.”

“But still. Guy should drink a fucking Coke right, right?”