Monday, January 4, 2010

Scatology Major

by Robert Gryfft

"I didn't do good in high school."

"Well, Jason, why don't--"

"Or middle school."

"Well, that's--"

"I'm no good at math. Or reading. I don't like people very much."

"Mister Jones, I asked you to describe your ideal career."

Jason grimaced. "Uhh.. I guess my dream job is to get paid for my bodily functions."

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