by Robert Gryfft
"Sex is like driving a car. Scary before you're good at it, boring after. Manual's more work, but's more rewarding sometimes."
"Sex is like summoning Satan. Everyone's naked, having fun, then suddenly this demon appears and devours existence."
"Sex is like smashing open a pinata. HIT THAT SHIT HIT THAT SHIT OH JESUS CANDY EVERYWHERE"
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Selected Sexual Similes
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Time-travel posted from 2:00
I just set parental controls on my own WoW playing. So I should be back soon. But not THIS back. Keep it up, dude.
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