Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Selected Sexual Similes

by Robert Gryfft

"Sex is like driving a car. Scary before you're good at it, boring after. Manual's more work, but's more rewarding sometimes."
"Sex is like summoning Satan. Everyone's naked, having fun, then suddenly this demon appears and devours existence."
"Sex is like smashing open a pinata. HIT THAT SHIT HIT THAT SHIT OH JESUS CANDY EVERYWHERE"

3 comments:

Rob said...

Time-travel posted from 2:00

Ari Collins said...

I just set parental controls on my own WoW playing. So I should be back soon. But not THIS back. Keep it up, dude.

Jackson said...

MORE MORE MORE MORE MORE