Wednesday, November 11, 2009


by Robert Gryfft

"I got the scare of my life last night." He yawned.

"Aww. What happened?"

"A terrifying creature made unearthly sounds in my kitchen. When it slithered past my feet I screamed. Turns out it was my cat, not a body-snatching bloodsucker."

"Ha, really?"

"Nope." His tongue pierced her sternum and he began to feed.

1 comment:

Angel Zapata said...

Ha! I love this. Great twist.